John Crews

Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!

John crews made me cum

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!

Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

John Cena

WWE wrestler whose body is invisible & that's why you can't see him.

Random Guy 1: I saw John Cena
Random Guy 2: Where
Random Guy 1 : Right Behind Me
Random Guy 2: But There's No One Behind You
Random Guy 1: But I saw him behind me

by MemesDude September 22, 2023