man-trap

The means by which women snare men into a life of misery. i.e. the vagina

Sandy totally set a man-trap by flashing me.

by mikewisdom December 8, 2009

The Resin Man

The Resin Man prints your photo and seals on a birch-wood plaque with a clear epoxy resin. The result is a thick, shiny, smooth plaque that protects and adds substance to any image.

Person 1-Hey that's a sick picture frame how did you do that?

Person 2-It's easy just go to TheResinMan.com upload your photo and The Resin Man will make you a smooth and shiny picture frame in any size you want and he ships it anywhere.

by TheNejatiTouch January 19, 2011

man huff

A males exaggerated bad mood where they will illogically and pointedly ignore the offending person for a period of time of their choosing. Usually for insignificant reasons.

All I said was he needed to shave and he's been in a man huff for the past 2 days!

by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011

Zoobie Man

A man that smokes A LOT of weed and is also a big cannabis drug dealer. Also a big shot and can splash out to impress ladies and eventually boning them and maybe a few of their friends... Normally gets into clubs without being searched and so might carry a trey eight...

Zoobie Man got the nicest weed in town

by MarcusPrince April 19, 2011

Man-chip

A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.

Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!

by Spm16 April 28, 2011

man poison

Nothin more than a synonym for a true-blue, bonafide lesbian.

J: "Yo man... lemme holla atcha girl son, she's mad cute."
B: "Nah, dude... she's man poison, you don't want that, trust me."

by icking1. April 22, 2006

man nips

The nipples that men develop from eating too much shit(i.e. twinkie bars,McDonalds,etc.)Not cool to look at...

Oh my God, those man nips could feed a village!

by Jake Heileman October 5, 2006