Man-chip

A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.

Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!

by Spm16 April 28, 2011