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Spoodle (v., n.)

To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."
Spoodle (v., n.) : To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."
by Ethan Nicholas October 17, 2025
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N-Word

The N-Word is a Racist exclamation Often Said Towards African American People.
This word was commonly used In the Times of Slavery and Nazism.
The Uncensored N-Word means "Nigger" Or also Often called "Nigga" or "Negro".
Do not Use this word Casually as that might cause Some Outrage.
Joe:"Ayo whats up my Nig-"
Bob:"DONT SAY THE N-WORD JOE!!"
by Zaido_ June 1, 2022
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Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011
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Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.
My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.
by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018
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Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!
by xRyco February 5, 2022
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B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨
“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.
by superior squidward May 26, 2021
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Give n' Take

A scenario when, commonly misidentified, heterosexual couple invite a male partner to a three way. The third party, unmindful male, merrily attends for the fair damsels dillhole, but as intercourse start, the ding-a-ling jerking husband must be bi... nope! that is bung munching gay, a real corn-hole randy hound drooling over the invited male. The guest male is upset that he did not foresee this possibility, and didn't ask ahead of time. The woman is a fit bombshell that hasn't been pleased since the last give n' taker months ago, and she was just desperate enough to agree for one of her husbands, hot wife bait, gay sex acts. The couple wrangled the third party male in the middle of them for his first give n' take.
The third party male is mounted from behind by surprise gay husband as shock settles chills on the give n' taker while he freaks host wife.

As the cajoling cum to an end, most give n' takers, then finally understand the full incident as gave n' took, what what in the butt!
by AlsyPouty April 14, 2014
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