colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man October 21, 2008

Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.

Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.

by Trophy1 November 17, 2021

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.

"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush

by Runenwächter August 21, 2013

Z Job

A guy wearing a zebra costume that performs oral sex and hand job to other guys.

I don't like regular shmegular jobs, I perfer Z jobs

by CarpetMuncher7 July 5, 2021

Ben Job

Adjective- An adjective used to describe something that is awful to an unimaginable extent.

Noun- An accident or crime

The hotel turned out to be a Ben Job.

If you don’t give us the money, then that’ll be the last Ben Job you’ll have!

by DonkeMonke August 6, 2021

straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

by (:)]+< November 3, 2010