The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

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Donald Trump

1. A massive pedophile.

2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.

dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”

girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”

guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”

guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”

by gwoovy August 25, 2025

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Trumped

Anytime a person is given something good and screws it up through incompetence and/or stupidity.

Wow! He really Trumped that up! He was given hundreds of millions of dollars at birth and ended up broke and on his way to jail!!

by Wyant Jablowinme November 3, 2020

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Changed their perspective on Trump

Kissing ass to get you to let him get away with stealing my shit.

Hym "So, Trump, do these billionaires have rough tongues? Do you know? Did they use tongue when they 'changed their perspective on Trump?' I'm impressed actually. It must be hard to sit with all those hickeys on your ass."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

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