Trump odds

One in a million odds.

Hey, do you think I can dunk this from 50 yards?
-Ummmmm, I'd give you Trump odds on that.

by BBKingette February 21, 2017

Hump Hump on Trump

The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth

Damn dad we need to have more “Hump Hump on Trump”

by Quadravius January 27, 2022

trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself

She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.

by You rReal Name March 1, 2020

trump

A non-binary term encompassing cunts, Chads and Karens. non capitalised because all letters need to be like his hands and the use in concert with words like "stupid", "narcissistic", "fascist" or "bankrupt" is grammatically incorrect as the resulting phrase would be a tautology

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you are such a fucking trump

by The Twisted Navigator January 14, 2021

Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.

I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.

by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017

coin trump

A trump that smells like two pence coins, quiet but vicious when smelt in confined spaces

Oh that was a lovely little coin trump, here smell this

by Todster August 6, 2018

Donald Trump

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin

"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."

by csh_0120 September 26, 2025