an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.
by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

Wow, Rock Canyon is dogshit at sports, but at least I can say I went to the same school as famous hot sexy mishark!
by Mishark July 25, 2022

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by ElijahMercy July 11, 2025

Weeb1 : Bro i finally completed the war ark G. Dissapointed at how they did Rock Lee dirty like that
Weeb2 : Bro it was the only way for the story to progress...MASSIVE PLOT ARMOR for Naruto
MasterWeeb: Yah bro imagine if Lee had surpassed all his senseis like team 7 did, Madara wouldve been clapped by just those 2 youth psycho's Guy and Lee in their springtime of YOUTH!!
Weeb2 : Bro it was the only way for the story to progress...MASSIVE PLOT ARMOR for Naruto
MasterWeeb: Yah bro imagine if Lee had surpassed all his senseis like team 7 did, Madara wouldve been clapped by just those 2 youth psycho's Guy and Lee in their springtime of YOUTH!!
by Grandweeb June 1, 2021

by Bad pseudonym guy February 28, 2009

An individual who believes that crystals have magical powers and can contain and transfer energy. A rock warrior tends to have very few friends and is usually a big believer in astrology.
by Boochester21 June 11, 2022
