helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.

Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.

person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!

by AL_Mauri69 January 20, 2021

Triple Job

Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.

Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.

Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J

by Gold5 January 9, 2016

job

a disgusting swear word

are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.

by inbushis June 8, 2025

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019