Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.

No, it's a second-hand cigarette!

by jj17PP April 20, 2011

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022