by Johnnie Walker's chauffeur December 26, 2008
A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.
indecisive stress
indecisive stress
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.
by FaffyEnderman March 04, 2020
When you erect your anus towards the sky and open it with your fingers. Then you fart out and most likely your fart will be sucked back into your poop chute.
by Elwoodthesheep October 25, 2010
When you are fucking your girl, right before you cum, you pull out, light a candle and stick it up her vagina and let her fart. Causing her vagina to catch to implode
by Ramwteck September 20, 2019
by edizzle91 April 11, 2010
5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018