Cat Tail

A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.

Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.

Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.

"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"

by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020

cut the cat

Female masturbation

"I've been so horny during quarantine, all I do is cut the cat all day."

by RayaLoe May 15, 2020

Cat sim

The simulation of an entire season in an online league, either 2K or Madden, caused by Feline creatures laying on game controllers.

Damn man, my cat layed in my lap on the controller. We got a cat sim

by Robert Sanders of Flint May 17, 2020

Cat Whooper

A wannabe tough guy . The type of guy who would be scared of the family Dog, but would whoop the Cat.

You ain't tough, you are just a" Cat whooper"

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

big fat cat

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020

Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020