Dumpster meat

A guy named kevin

That Kevin is total dumpster meat

by Brandelann December 16, 2018

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit

Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Thonk meat

Tiny donkey meat

Your mom likes thonk meat

by Meme lord xd January 5, 2019

Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.

"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

meat taboggan

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.

The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.

by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017