red flag quilt 

When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them

My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.

red flag quilt by gum in my hair March 6, 2025

Red River Rivalry 

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

Red River Rivalry by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

Red people 

When an Asian is racist against other Asians and doesn't conform to their own religion

Mimi had a nice life until she realized she was Red People. Unfortunately they didn't even get her bro

Red people by pluli March 23, 2025

Red LED’s 

Color of Leds associated w/ freakiest of freakazoids.

oh they a freak they have them Red LED’S.

Red LED’s by Scwrbs March 23, 2025

Red Mist Squidward 

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself

RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what

Red Mist Squidward by PopCatty March 24, 2025

Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him

She is red velvet asf

Red velvet by yrmom March 27, 2025

Red Flag 

Brooke Elizabeth Kelly

She’s a red flag.

Red Flag by Rosealice_3 March 30, 2025