Nerd Penis Length

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

Penis inspection day

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.

Do you remember penis inspection day at school?

by the cock inspector May 4, 2021

penis hole job

When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.

I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job

by stretched hole September 12, 2011

small penis car

a exotic car such as a ferrari or a big SUV such as a hummer used to make up for having a small cock. NOT a muscle car.

*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.

by postaldude007 July 28, 2009

The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008