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Job and dip

When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .
Jermaine : did u uck him

Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me
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Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling
someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!
by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf
Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts
by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019
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Nosh job

I preformed an amazing nosh job on my lady.
by Jessiejameswhite February 10, 2021
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