Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
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Get the swain county high school mug.You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
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Get the Dulaney high school bathroom mug.Irvington High School Is known for being one of the best academically in the area, with an un proportionate amount of kids going Ivy League and other top schools (mostly due to the large jew and asian population)
The school is also very very small so everyone knows or knows of everyone, and there is this weird hu culture where it’s basically just a constant homie hop
Athletically we are mediocre at best and we only have winning records in every sport because we play in the worst leagues in the section
There is definitely a work hard play hard kinda vibe here with parties pretty much every weekend wether that be big whole school house parties, single grade kickbacks or bedrock. Everyone drinks and the large majority smoke but only a select few known as the ratchets do hard drugs
All in all Irvington is pretty solid but if u don’t fit into any of the few friend groups it will probably be a rough time
Go bulldogs
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The school is also very very small so everyone knows or knows of everyone, and there is this weird hu culture where it’s basically just a constant homie hop
Athletically we are mediocre at best and we only have winning records in every sport because we play in the worst leagues in the section
There is definitely a work hard play hard kinda vibe here with parties pretty much every weekend wether that be big whole school house parties, single grade kickbacks or bedrock. Everyone drinks and the large majority smoke but only a select few known as the ratchets do hard drugs
All in all Irvington is pretty solid but if u don’t fit into any of the few friend groups it will probably be a rough time
Go bulldogs
Fuck dobbs
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Mom: how was your day honey?
Child: Mom, it’s Lake Norman High School, it’s the same as it is everyday.
Child: Mom, it’s Lake Norman High School, it’s the same as it is everyday.
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