guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket

p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person

by merc5820 February 11, 2023

Girls Guy

A guy who understands girls well but isn't gay

"Oh yeah Josh is such is Girls Guy"
"Yeah hes cool"

by cigár of the male gender September 22, 2023

Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.

1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)

by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023

Gnarly guy

A fucking ignant steezy person.

That nigga is gnarly guy G, PROLLY Shot up Baghdad for clout.

by Micheal the professor October 15, 2018

society guy

Someone who just graduated and lands a full time 9-5 job. This person will become depressed as they slave there days away trying to sustain a prominent career. You are now like every other college graduate who hates there life.

Joe. I just landed a job at KPMG bro. I'm a society guy now.

by Bruvington Jr January 6, 2016

guy inertia

The phenomenon of still having feelings for a strange period of time for a guy that you’ve told to go the hell away for many good reasons

I told him to delete my number cuz he ghosted. Now, I have guy inertia. When will this end???

by Surlier February 21, 2022