That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.
Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.
by Superdog- fuschia October 07, 2017
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Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.
Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?
by R. Roll November 15, 2010
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Ah fish

Aye bro this foo gave me ah fish and said keep the change.
by Stormy23 September 20, 2022
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Fish In a Tube

Fish in a tube is a meme that expresses the mind of an 8th grader.
by salpaka September 21, 2020
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alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
by gulmworder August 28, 2022
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Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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Pantry fishing

Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad
Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.
by Sexydimma April 07, 2022
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