The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
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That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
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green piggy tech gets funding but isn't the best thing out there in terms of tech solutions and distance formulas
by green piggy June 11, 2025
Get the green piggy tech mug.A “CE TT” is what you get when someone looks at Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Bosnia, Albania, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Ukraine… and decides “yeah, let’s throw ALL that into one pot, surely everyone will be happy!”
It’s basically Pokémon but with nations: gotta catch ‘em all, even if your 5 line tech tree inventory is full. All because it comes with “diverse playstyles,” both redfor and bluefor gear, a Navy that magically becomes “big” once you merge 15 small nations (Including land locked ones) Calling it a “Polish TT” of course doesn't fit, because it contains 15 differenat fucking nations , because apparently Poland alone would just be a copy and paste of USSR (because adding even more nations with USSR derived equipment will surely help).
The idea doesn’t work because it tries to merge far too many countries, each with their own distinct and often unrelated vehicle lineups. Instead of creating a focused, coherent progression, it ends up combining dozens of unique designs, doctrines, and equipment into a single tree that becomes overcrowded and inconsistent. With so many nations involved, the result isn’t unified or practical — it’s simply too much content condensed into one place, making it structurally messy and difficult to balance.
It’s basically Pokémon but with nations: gotta catch ‘em all, even if your 5 line tech tree inventory is full. All because it comes with “diverse playstyles,” both redfor and bluefor gear, a Navy that magically becomes “big” once you merge 15 small nations (Including land locked ones) Calling it a “Polish TT” of course doesn't fit, because it contains 15 differenat fucking nations , because apparently Poland alone would just be a copy and paste of USSR (because adding even more nations with USSR derived equipment will surely help).
The idea doesn’t work because it tries to merge far too many countries, each with their own distinct and often unrelated vehicle lineups. Instead of creating a focused, coherent progression, it ends up combining dozens of unique designs, doctrines, and equipment into a single tree that becomes overcrowded and inconsistent. With so many nations involved, the result isn’t unified or practical — it’s simply too much content condensed into one place, making it structurally messy and difficult to balance.
Gaijin should add a Eastern European Tech Tree- Person who isn't educated enough
Eastern Europe Tech Tree is the better solution- Person who isn't educated enough
Eastern Europe Tech Tree is the better solution- Person who isn't educated enough
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There, the school built a solid reputation as being a cut above other institutes like Thousand Islands Technical School and Amherstview Secondary School, as the folks at the South Henrietta Institute of Technology really know their S.H.I.T.
There, the school built a solid reputation as being a cut above other institutes like Thousand Islands Technical School and Amherstview Secondary School, as the folks at the South Henrietta Institute of Technology really know their S.H.I.T.
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Example: A "foam-sift" sensor that doesn't detect particles or waves, but statistical fluctuations in the foam's structure to "feel" the presence of mass or energy at distances smaller than an atom. Or a "Planck-scale random number generator" that harvests truly random data from the probabilistic bubbling of the foam itself, creating unbreakable encryption keys rooted in the fundamental noise of the universe. Quantum Foam Technologies.
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Example: The hypothetical "Casimir engine." By using incredibly precise nanoscale plates, you harness the quantum vacuum pressure. Virtual particles of certain wavelengths can't fit between the plates, creating a net pressure from the more energetic vacuum outside that pushes them together. A cyclic engine could theoretically convert this push into usable work, literally getting power from the restless activity of nothingness. Quantum Vacuum Technologies.
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