Time Until Penis (TOP)

Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.

Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.

by ThoseGuysConquerYT July 30, 2013

prime time cock block

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

by tittyboner169 February 24, 2010

Amazon prime and kinky time

A bit like Netflix and Chill but dirtier and watching Amazon Prime instead

Daquan: Yo Shanequa im on a budget so how about Amazon Prime and Kinky Time instead ?

Shanequa: Of course Daquan that sound great

by KinkyChicken69 January 25, 2016

The fishies are violent this time of the year

A phrase used to warn those of the violent tendencies of fish

“I’m going to the river today”
“Be careful the fishies are violent this time of the year!”

by LuluSquircle February 26, 2022

More Time Than Money

This applies mostly to driving, but can be applied to anything. You always have more time than money, as in slow down and watch out. There is no point is speeding or being in a hurry and getting in a wreck; as both these will cost you money.

When you're waiting to turn onto a main road, just wait till you are 100% sure you can make it, you'd rather be safe than sorry.

It's better to be late than dead.

1: Man, I'm running late, let's go!!
2: More time than money, bud. Slow down.

by WatsonN October 21, 2013

Part Part-Time Hours

When some one in search of a job is only looking for an hour or two a week.

Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!

by ColbyW April 27, 2012

post over times Charlie

Something Daniel made up on Twitter, but is confusing Charlie. To this day Charlie has no idea what it means, but he’s defining it on Urban Dictionary to try to feel sane again.

Charlie was confused when he saw Daniel’s tweet which read, “Post over times Charlie.”

by Chuck is Confused March 16, 2021