Person 1: I bought a dictionary yesterday!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! (Pause) What's a Dictionary?
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! (Pause) What's a Dictionary?
by Moist Air October 19, 2017
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Teacher: Ok Everyone, Do you have your Dictionaries Out?
Multiple People: Yes.
Teacher: Ok, Turn to Page 224.
Random Guy: Hey Teacher, This Dictionary is super long so..... I don't wanna do it
Multiple People: Yes.
Teacher: Ok, Turn to Page 224.
Random Guy: Hey Teacher, This Dictionary is super long so..... I don't wanna do it
by Meaning Of This Word July 8, 2019
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The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.
The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.
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Get the Urban Dictionary Team mug.An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.
me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub
by 九条定文 August 3, 2021
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This may not only be kids but grown men who spend their time on discord all day filming youtube videos who get a span of 10k or above while grooming various children at once!
This may not only be kids but grown men who spend their time on discord all day filming youtube videos who get a span of 10k or above while grooming various children at once!
"Hmm, I'm gonna look up my name on the Urban Dictionary!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you dude, they said I have 12 incher and was a god of sex ."
"As if that wasn't a reason for me to go on there more now!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you dude, they said I have 12 incher and was a god of sex ."
"As if that wasn't a reason for me to go on there more now!"
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