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Self help guys

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Kufteta Guy

A special Bulgarian meatball that can be used to describe someone who is fat.
The guy in front of us is ordering so much food. What a kufteta guy.
by Mikson March 1, 2024
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guy paige

Them: Did you meet guy paige?
Other them: yuhhhh he devious
by Montxno December 20, 2022
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Typa Guy

The type of person to do some fuck ass shi
That friend you weren't always sure about turns out to be a flat earther “typa guy”

that one mf from school gets arrested for robbing from Tesco “typa guy”
by Fruit Shoot June 12, 2025
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Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.
Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.
by ChefZac August 4, 2019
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That guy

Someone who fools you not once not twice, but three times. You know him, You know the one. You go to the bar and he's all like:
That Guy: This suit is uh, officially its a Giorgio Armani ech my dad knows him-

Jon: FUCK YOU! I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT HAVIN' THAT SHIT!
by ME-sta April 27, 2017
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the pasta guy

the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return; love, care, and appreciation. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
the pasta guy came into my life when i least expected it omg..
by millymellyame August 11, 2024
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