Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

Mom

😑

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020

Mom

Your mom is sooooo.... Beautiful

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020

your mom

the person i fucked last night

bro your mom

by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020

Your Mom Is A Cow

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.

"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"

by Landon Savage Gamer YT December 2, 2020

mom

That woman who keeps fucking interrupting your gaming session and telling you to "take out the trash" in the most nasally voice.

Sorry for leaving in the middle of the match dude, my mom was yelling at me to take out the trash

by Engineer Gaming 1 December 2, 2020

ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

by （＾Ｏ＾） December 4, 2020