John

John is fuck in short he likes to suck big dick

John likes big cock

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

John Tamonte' Twist

when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.

how you gone try to pull a John Tamonte' Twist on me/ It was my Idea!

by Tried!!! October 3, 2018

Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.

Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree

the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving

by Lesll October 30, 2018

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

Frothy John and the Milky Boys

A very very popular band lead by hit singer Otis Lloyd! They are very popular amongst teens and senior citizens!

Person: In my opinion, frothy John and the milky boys were better with the two girls in the band.
Grandad: yeah but I tend to like that little ginger boy

by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025