porch face

when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.

As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.

by skyyyy smithhhh October 15, 2008

cum-face

To describe a pale or an albino person.

"Hey cum-face!"
"Yes?"

by DawMAD5 March 22, 2017

Fuck-face

A dumb-ass that thinkes he/she is good at somthing at somthing. If at extreme conditions they will become a Fuck-face

He was being a fuck-face when he thought he could sing.

by Niggers in the pool March 12, 2017

net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net

man that bitch is a net face

by bness September 20, 2003

Poop Face

The disparaging I don't approve face that certain girls often make.

Bro 1: I don't think we're going to get to hang out with Roger anymore.

Bro 2: Yeah, as the wedding approaches Patricia's poop face will come out.

by cadwampus December 5, 2011

Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 24, 2011

Slap in the face

What this is. Isn't it?

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022