ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

by mrtom1 January 9, 2012

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Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

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Chomp Ass

A term used to express frustration with a persistent and annoying person or behaviour.

Why is that Siddhar being such a chomp ass?

by Brahbear October 31, 2011

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Demonstrate Ass

(V) To Demonstrate Ass is when one is extremely infuriated by some situation involving others being loud, obnoxious, or unnecessarily rowdy so one is forced to demonstrate ass. This entails kicking the collective asses of the rowdy parties to make an example out of them.

Micheal: "Those fucking freshmen are screaming and shit when i'm trying to sleep. If they don't shut up soon I'm going to have to demonstrate ass. Seriously."

by AssKickAncil October 16, 2011

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