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Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.
Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.
by Weird kinks April 28, 2022
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Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
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Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body
1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?
by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024
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blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.
Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!
by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022
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Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.
Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
by anonXperson August 6, 2024
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, in the letter "I" that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
the 7 I's of Steve Jobs not only define Steve Jobs's life and work and as an individual, but also happen to be the 7 cornerstones of of all human scientific and technological progress: intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation

(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

() the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.
by Sexydimma April 21, 2015
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Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"
"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"
by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015
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