2

When you don't/can't remember if it's to or too

He is 2 cute

by Urbandictionaryisgreat5 August 11, 2017

2 december

On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)

"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"

by bigasshotdawg August 29, 2017

Flopist 2

Better than flopist in the most flopist way

Who even says flopist anymore? Flopist 2 is where it's at!

by Flopist 2 gang October 18, 2018

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018

72÷8·(8−12÷2)

A annoying equation that no one will actually use and that is useless, and teachers give it to you so they can bore you to death and still get paid

Me:I really don't think we need to do 72÷8·(8−12÷2) it won't help us at all.
Teacher: Shut up!!! I am trying to bore you to death

by Random perosn February 24, 2019

Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2

Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

2-1-2 law

When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law

U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law

by Big daddy ogr March 6, 2019