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lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.
Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.
by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016
mugGet the lump meatmug.

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Meat mackin

1.)The act of telling someone something they dont care about repeatedly.
Meat macker. ) “ dont nobody care about that car nigga its slow af stop posting it ive told u that 5 times🤣”
Person.) “nigga stop meat mackin me u still walk to work thats why i left you on open 4 times”
by Nonmeatmacker March 23, 2021
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Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.
I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.
by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018
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Thinking meat

Thinking meat , a word lost in years of evolution ,only families of the highest of society we’re able to use this word freely. It wasn’t until the brave knight of fisherwick conquered alcoholism and liberated the book of maglad which held the secrets of the universe
“Okay class I’ve set a half term thinking meat quest on your table , you have 6 minutes to complete , now no cheating”
by Yourmasgashisback August 19, 2022
mugGet the Thinking meatmug.

Meat breaker

by Fram ursul October 20, 2019
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The other white meat

ALF's favorite food is "the other white meat"
by KungPaoMeow September 4, 2021
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