Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

Meat Disciple

the nickname of a person who glazes the fuck out of someone/An elite dick rider

you a meat disciple ong bruh stop riding it

by Lordbuuuris April 16, 2025

Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck

“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”

by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021

Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.

Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!

by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018