John bivona movie

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
by theslayestslay November 29, 2022
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John Grove

The act of John Groving someone. (leaving remnants of semen on another person's hair/face)
She had to wash the John Grove out of her hair the next morning.
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John Adams

American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer and Founding Father.
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
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John Dollard

John Dollard is a certified Bitch
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John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle
I need a John the Tom when I wake up
by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023
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John Style

"CMONN baby its 20 fucking 23 baby lets fuckin get it baby CMONN do it right baby do it johnn styleee cmon u know what we tb u know what we reppinn bruh fuckinn 503 the fuck is up?? lead that shit in 2023 ik how to fuckin do it where i come from cmon bruh"
by Dys😩 January 17, 2023
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John Nye

The sexiest human alive at this time. John Nye will do anything to please those he loves and is in a deep and intimate relationship with Lewis Arnold.
Wow is that John Nye!? He is gorgeous!
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