i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D

You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it

by Its not my real name September 1, 2017

i don't really care

Less harsh version of "I don't care"

Man #1: "I got a job paying $50 an hour!"
Man #2: "I don't really care"

by Sohn Jmith October 25, 2017

I'll Think About It

The most rage inducing word your parents use when you ask for somthing you want but they don't care about so they put it off for later.

Kid - Hey dad can I go to Micheal's House

Dad - I'll think about it

*Crack*

Kid - Hey mom

by UnstoppableG05 May 26, 2018

i neva freeze

A Ugandan Knuckles meme involving the blue Ugandan Knuckles telling a story.

He said freeze, I said I neva freeze.

by Angeloos da Goose February 28, 2018

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018