The Rick Friend 

This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends

Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no

Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*

The Rick Friend by jophndon June 9, 2024

Guy Best Friend 

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.

Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!

Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)

Guy Best Friend by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

urgent-weather friend 

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

urgent-weather friend by jeauseph July 21, 2024

School Bus Friend 

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

School Bus Friend by school bus friend August 2, 2024

School Bus Friend 

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

School Bus Friend by school bus friend August 2, 2024

School Bus Friend 

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

School Bus Friend by school bus friend August 2, 2024

emotional microwave popcorn friend 

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

emotional microwave popcorn friend by von groovy August 4, 2024