John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 09, 2025
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Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say
Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you
by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023
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John Major

The peas are good tonight dear
"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
by Sydsal June 01, 2021
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John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.
Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.
by Among us nft April 20, 2022
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John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.
John Simmons is weird.
by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 02, 2018
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big john slud

a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud
freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says

hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone
by lukeshady3499 August 28, 2009
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