White Screen of Death

The White Screen of Death is any screen with a white background that appears on an iPod when it is broken beyond repair. These screens are usually accompanied by a face with red X's for eyes and a frowny face and says something like "Please go to apple.com/support for assistance".

A white screen of death is almost guarenteed after dropping an iPod (along with a cracked screen), dropping the iPod in water, someone steps on the iPod or the stars align in such a way that your iPod just suddenly doesn't work for no apparent reason. This is linked to the Blue Screen of Death in old Windows computers and also the Red Ring of Death in XBox 360's.

The White Screen of Death is why I now have a Creative.

by Sid Barrett August 29, 2007

white gummy bear

A sexual position where the woman is suspended in mid air with rope and the man is laying underneath. The hanging girl is then wound up, and then released so she is spinning while being fucked.

(Girl Speaking first) Mike from Massachusets, you are so fine, I want you to white gummy bear me.... Whats that?... explain... okay and can we do some regular and vaginal?... wtf?

by TheCandyMan09 May 1, 2009

White guilt

What we white people, contrary to what the degenarate soc-med culture thinks, don't exactly seem to have.

how dare the media define white guilt for me? I can do it on my own.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

upper white trash

A slur used to describe persons, specifically North Americans, of European descent who, relative to and in spite of their middle-class income, possess a remarkable lack of cultured behavior. Behavioral characteristics of upper white trash generally include a prediliction toward blatant and unrefined self-centered materialism, a distinct lack of social responsibility, and a profoundly inward world view, most often distinguished by rashly-decided politically conservative beliefs, often based on one issue such as taxes.

Despite their healthy double incomes and a substantial inheritance, the Johnson's, a stereotypically upper white trash family, were not interested in living in a character home in a well-established neighborhood near the university, but preferred to build a McMansion with a peculariarly ostentatious two-storey grand entryway in a new suburban tract where, despite there being 3 feet between the houses, there would be plenty of space in the four-car garage to park their Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, jet skis, ski boat, and where there would be plenty of space in the game room for a 15 seater hot tub with built-in plasma tv and flashing LED lights for their Nascar parties, and where they would be closer to the local two-year community college where their kids could go rather than spend money to fund the "liberal" ivory towers of the four-year university, and finally where they'd be closer to the malls and those big fun megachurches where no gay marriages will ever take place.

by Robert Peterson February 8, 2006

white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.

Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Going White/ Whitey

To be sick, either literally or metaphorically as a result of something.

Oh mate... after all that weed i'm gonna go white

All this work is sending me white

I was so pissed i went whitey all over the floor

Open the door im going white/ whitey , oh too late i went white on my shoes

by JHezza April 23, 2010