oublié toute la réalité

oublié toute la réalité (phrase) - to have forget all of reality (origin from French)

Don't have had the oublié toute la réalité treatment as senior citizen—instead, get the revolutionary new Alzheimer's disease vaccine!

by herobrine049X January 15, 2023

canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023

Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.

This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!

When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus

by Hippiechef February 2, 2023

Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.

Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.

by Spencer's father February 9, 2023

Cold Tourette’s

When it’s so cold you can’t stop repeating, “it’s f**king cold” or similar noises uncontrollably.

“I think I’ve let the house get too cold and am feeling it now. I’ve got cold Tourette’s”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”

by ROxford February 13, 2023

fenty touch

the fenty touch. not something you want but you can just have it. when someone says you have the fenty touch you schools be worried

reezy- your boyfriend has the fenty touch
aleia- what’s the fenty touch
reezy- it’s just something you have.

by yourmilf March 20, 2023