oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water

Oh me god!

by Pandgum May 1, 2022

GOD

GOD

USING THE WORD "GOD" MEANS YOU ARE A JOKE TO HUMANITY

by GOD!"£(*& January 3, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Cloud God

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.

Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool February 13, 2021

Goodmorning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

“Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?”
“Goodmorning and God-bless, Hila.”

by cornbread66 May 23, 2018

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017