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poop

something that comes out your ass
i will poop on your dick Bitch and eat it dont play with me!!!!!!
by sirbarksalotr7u489 May 1, 2022
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Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
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Poop Sack

when your ball sack can stretch far enough to reach your ass.
by poop knife May 3, 2022
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poop staff

the poop staff will never be found.
"WHERE. IS. THE. POOP STAFF!!!"
by poop knife May 3, 2022
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poop

poop is yummy
by poop3ater May 5, 2022
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sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.
person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped
by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022
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Poop

Great holiday meal that can be purchased at Tesco, Costco, Whole Foods, Walmart, and many other stores worldwide. It is an amazing sweet and savory flavor with a soft and delicious texture. Very desirable in most third world countries.
Hey Mom!, Can you cut me a slice of Poop!
by wonderbreadWOP69 May 8, 2022
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