by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014
Get the barbie hands mug.The action of covering a homies weed to block out strong winds, and make lighting the joint/pipe/bowl/bong easier.
Real homies do Homie Hands.
Real homies do Homie Hands.
Smoker 1: Yo bro, it's way too windy out here to light this. Mind giving me some homie hands?
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.
by Normbot13 November 30, 2020
Get the Homie Hands mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release mug.When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019
Get the hand humper mug.When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the Japanese Jazz Hands mug.by waffle house worker January 2, 2022
Get the avon hands mug.Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025
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