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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss
where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???
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Nanyang Girls High School 

Some school found in Singapore. Really. That's all. They have a mustard yellow Hillary Clinton-style school uniform which really looks good! Great haircuts too.

They have some weird radio and show programs where they show off such things as their love for Milo, respect and courtesy, K-Pop, and how sad and boring life in Singapore really is.

However, they make up for their unfortunate circumstance in living in such a sad country by exhibiting and showcasing their phenomenal extra-terrestrial intelligence. A recent survey of the school found that the average IQ of the students there was over 2232323494, a size only rivaled by the country's ego.

No matter how hard you try to win against these superhumans, you will always be stumped by their Milo and chocolatey goodness. At the end of the day, no matter how yellow your uniform and straight your haircut, Nanyang Girls High School will always end up triumphant.
How did she get a GPA of 4.0? She must've been cheating or a Nanyang Girls High School graduate.

Leo High School

A school that is talked about as being one of the best schools in Indiana, but is full of potheads and fuckboys. The teachers are nice but r bad at teaching and the school lunches are literally rubber.
"Man I've heard that Leo High School is one of the best School in Indiana."
"Yeah, I've also heard that it's full of pot heads and fuckboys so I don't know what to believe"

Staley High School 

A butch ass school with a bunch of stuck up white boys that wear board shorts and boat shoes and a bunch of white girls who want to wear weave!! Also they’re football programs eats ass

Chelsea High School 

A high school located in shelby county, alabama. There mascot is a hornet but their colors are blue and white??? The school is ugly as fuck and the girls are uglier believe it or not. The school is 90% rednecks that somehow think their lifted 2004 chevys look sexy
Man, I was at Chelsea High School last night for a basketball game. That gym is a shit hole!
Chelsea High School by Gatorade9980 January 14, 2019

rock ridge high school 

Andy: What school do you go to?
Kock: rock ridge high school

southwest high school

Southwest High School (or Southwest Senior High) is a high school in the Linden Hills neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. It's considered the best public high school in the city. It's in the top 200 high schools in the country according to Newsweek, but Newsweek rankings are kinda messed up if you ask me. It's still a pretty good school.

50% of Southwest students are in the IB program. That means 50% of Southwest students were in the top 20% of their 8th grade class. So in a way Southwest is kind of a magnet school, or at least it tends to attract the upper/upper middle class kids from around the city. It's still diverse though and has a lot of students from the lower-income bracket. It is also ethnically diverse despite having the lowest Hmong and Somali populations of any high school in the city.

Most of the athletic teams kind of suck, but Southwest tends to do well at track and soccer. About half the kids at the school are "on" cross-country, but only 100 or so actually show up.

As for culture... I'd say that Southwest is pretty diverse lol. There's a HUGE subculture of artsy theatre kids. There's practically a play every week. But there's also a lot of trendy people and some ghetto people. Most people are pretty normal though. People drink and smoke weed but they don't really talk about it, and harder drugs are definitely rare.

But at Southwest, drinking and smoking don't really make you cool... being cool is more like acting really really white. Like, eating organic food and watching Wes Anderson movies. It's pretty strange for a high school. but i dunno. Also, Southwest students are more humanities focused.

In conclusion, Southwest is a pretty good place to go to high school. Especially if you are a good smart kid and you like theatre and all of that. For more examples of how cool Southwest kids like to act, see www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com ...it's pretty much the exact same haha.
person 1: i go to southwest high school
person 2: i go to south high school
person 1: hahahahaaahaaha i am so superior to you
person 2: you are a snob....