Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

The Hand Of God

An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.

Let's go! The Hand Of God just shredded that tank!

by A-10 King May 26, 2023

Hand

The thing you use to click 99% of the time go outside

Hey dude whats wrong with your hand its purple

by Face smiley October 12, 2019

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

333 HANDS

a secretive, niche online community with cult-style structure, lore, and membership, mostly hidden from the broader public.

“You’re apart of 333 hands?”
“333 hands is better!”

by yuuakjulo August 19, 2025

Rock n' Roll Hand Sign

It means you have an extreme sexual obsession with ficcional characters from the Plants Vs Zombies franchise, usually the sunflower.

"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"

by Camoes June 19, 2023