douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is

is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead

by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025

Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.

Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together

by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026

Douche Canoe

A douche in a canoe ...
An asshole (mainly Men!)

Stop being such a fucking douche canoe 🛶

You're such a douche canoe!

You're the Biggest Douche in the littlest canoe!!

by ziacs January 31, 2026

Douche Bag

Someone who cleans womens vaginas out for a living; think of them as a cleaning agent.

That guys an asshole, but the ladies sure love him, what a douche bag.

by 99z February 4, 2026

Douchebagetry

The study of how douchebags operate.

He does not have to study douchebagetry. He already practices it daily.

by Alabamahomie March 6, 2025

Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.

Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.

by Sassenach March 14, 2025

Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge

The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)

by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025