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gay break

A break, or timeout, from a non-sexual activity that a hetrosexual thinks he is acting or sounds gay. The opposite would be a straight break, where a gay person is performing a non-sexual activity that makes him sound or act like he is straight.
After listening to my recording, which sounds gay to me, I promptly took a break and told a friend I'm on a gay break.
by fatmoki July 8, 2009
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gay douche

A brainless idiot who either has sex with himself or sex with other douche's
Stop being such a gay douche!
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De-Gay

to remove all of the gay paraphenalia from the living area when one's straight children come to visit.
At the holidays, I had to de-gay the house to avoid having my kids freaking out when they see my coffee table of Locker Room Nudes.
by DOOLguy May 4, 2009
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Gay P

A term to describe an A.P. (Advanced Placement) course in school that sucks because of one of the following:
1. poor teachers
2. a shitload of homework
3. being graded extremely vigorously
4. being graded extremely vigorously while the normal class is stupid easy.
Man, taking Gay P European History was the worst decision ever! The teacher is horrible and he assigns like 2 hours of homework a night! Even further, he grades like a total asshole and even the best student gets a solid B. And the worst part of all of it is that I work my ass off to get a C+ in Gay P Euro, but over there pothead Kyle gets to breeze by regular Euro with like an hour of homework a week and an easy A. This is bullshit!!!
by laxbro69420 April 7, 2011
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Closet Gay

A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?
Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"

*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*
by Skialian January 5, 2014
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