Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Fat dog it

A popular saying that you have heard for your entire life.

Don’t sweat it, fat dog it. lay down in the sun and relax, like a fat dog.

by P1x13f1sh November 29, 2022

fat

well fat is a know thing witch is ur mom no ur mom is really fat but is also defining the word of fat now dont be like ur mom be not fat

ur mom is soo fat that its not in the real dictionary because it takes up too much space

by anonymous October 27, 2022

fat

a incredibly sexy person

that girl is so fat

by Tazzxio October 29, 2020

Fat pig

Someone who eats pizza past 10 pm

“Oh Megan ate pizza at 12 am”
“Yeah she’s such a fat pig”

by MegaPoo1900 September 14, 2021