John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.

John Laurens is spicy

by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

John Holden

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021

John

Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it

John the pene licker

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.

Jungle John only pulls 10s

by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022

Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017