I/O Error

An Ignorant Operator of a computer. See id10t

Meant to be confused with the more traditional Input-Output Error

Tech to the person who doesn't have a clue about computers but insists in sitting at a keyboard anyway.

" the reason the computer couldn't do that was an I/O Error"

by Old Tech August 15, 2003

I Didn’t ask

A quote used by most arseholes in society to express little interest in what someone is trying to say, even when the speaker can be trying to engage in a conversation and show up events in their life, opinions, or personality traits.
Can be redeemed if you are the victim by saying “I didn’t ask if you asked”

Speaker 1- “I find this song a heavy criticism of our government and states power and i like the lyrics”
Dickhead 1- “ I didn’t ask”
Speaker 1- “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Dickhead 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked”
Speaker 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked if you asked”
And so oooonnnnnnnn......

by 0lstr060 May 18, 2021

I Cheat On Wife

Dr.Disrespect

I Cheat On Wife and Wear a wig sunglasses and a armour vest and record in the bathroom~

by CuntGayBitchDady August 3, 2019

I forgor💀

I want your big fat slimy cock up my bussy

I forgor💀, I am so sorry for the inconvenience.

by Tiga_2113 July 31, 2021

I can fix this

I can't fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!

by Jayword December 18, 2012

I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

i want to govarn

1.Wanting to be a govonator

I just want to govarn!

by None November 19, 2003