Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

Dick Whipped

A woman that abides to the male penis.

He has me so "dick whipped" I cant even function without him and his member.

by lamoismynamo April 2, 2011

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

by bobtucker July 30, 2008

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

maxs dick

The longest and thickest cock you will ever see, it is sure to make you feel good!

Wow, thats maxs dick?!

by Sophiacarington June 26, 2016

Dick Nair

Duragotory work that refers to the sweaty ball syndrome on many males. Is somewhat similar to fromunda cheese but is located more on the nut sack then it is near the taint.

WTF, it's so hot that I have Dick Nair
or
You Dick Nair!!!!

by Big Balls Goliath June 14, 2010