Urban Dictionary

The best place to find slang words

Go to urban dictionary they'll have it there.

by RealWumbo April 26, 2019

Urban Dictionary

congratulations, You played yourself

Goes on Urban Dictionary, just to look up Urban Dictionary, to see the definition of Urban Dictionary

by Thepacertestisatest June 9, 2017

Dictionary Definition

Another retarded way to say definition made by English teachers across the world. I also had spaghetti today. Get this right, this teacher in my school gave me a detention for eating her son, like wtf!!!!!!!!!

Oi Wanker, You see the dictionary definition for your mum ahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaha. :||||||| Thesaurus/Died

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The place that people with horrible arguments filled with logical fallacies go to post their arguments and opinions in an authoritative manner because nobody is able to leave a comment arguing against them. Formerly used to discover the meaning of slang words.

My little brother went to Urban Dictionary thinking it would be a totally G rated site. He was wrong.

by The Very Merry Crusader January 12, 2015

Urban Dictionary

The website that you are looking at right now. Was a good idea, until it was flooded with horny people who make up fake (and often sexual) definitions of words. Of course, there are the token minorities that actually try to make this place more like a dictionary, and less like a shitshow that defines words improperly. Sadly, that's a very small portion of this community, and is still filled to brim with (sexual) slang definitions of real words, such as box.

Urban Dictionary: Define your world!
Everyone: *writes sexual definitions of every word imaginable, even non-sexual words*
Urban Dictionary: *visible confusion*

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.

Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."

by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Offers user-made definitions of stupid words and is not a reliable service. If you go to Urban Dictionary for actual definitions, you are stupid and deserve what's coming to you.

Ugh, Jane thinks I hate her 'cause I said I'd spoon her. She read spooning was something bad on Urban Dictionary.

by MakiMura April 22, 2019