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Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ
Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
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Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female
Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily
by Throw away January 12, 2025
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.
Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019
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Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women
Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14
by Oofheadass October 20, 2019
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Meat breaker

by Fram ursul October 20, 2019
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Scritz Meat

A word your friend made you look up in middle school.
Hey Deigo, look up the word Scritz Meat!
by A_Drugged_Gopher October 21, 2019
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